Introduction

Introduction

I would just LOVE to use this time to give you a well-conceptualized tribute dedicated to the "who am I" that has filled philosophy books, Broadway stages, or even the final thoughts of a dying light.  However, that isn't what this is for.  And if you take it a step further into what kind of introduction this is not about, this notion means that this is not what I am for either.

I am scattered across my mind right now.  I can neither perceive nor fathom the notion of eternity, but every time I try to find the bounds of my psyche, I find nothing but chaos and entropy there, much like the cosmic fabric of the universe itself.  Perhaps that is why, when trying to map out a psyche in a manner that can be scientifically quantified on, we run into blockages and hurdles that prevent us from really understanding everything about the universe.

For the sake of this blog, and this introduction, my mind feels like a frail and scattered place, where anything can really happen.  My imaginings and curiosities flutter, spark, and dissipate in such rapid succession that I might start talking about something I eat for lunch and immediately wander into the theory of why string cheese isn't the same if you bite it like a Snicker's bar.  As far as the engine which drives the force that are the words on this page, that's the current state of the contraption.

As for the metadata surrounding that engine, I'm thirty-four years old, work in software testing, managing a group of software testers, I enjoy laughing, improving my relationships with people, and trying to find ways to make others laugh as well.  Aaaaand I'm horribly obese.